Questions

There are two questions that the kids ask me almost every week.  Question 1:  Are you married?  Question 2:  Are you mexican?  For the last six years, without fail, I'm always asked these questions.  Time for some new questions, don't you think?  How about these?  Do you think the Democrats will lose control of the house and senate in this fall's election?  Do you think slurping your soup is rude or a respectful sign of enjoyment?  The Dodgers are going to blow it this year, right?  Why are you so short?  Is that your real hair or a wig?  Why does your eye twitch like that?  Why are you ignoring me?